So I'm talking to my husband while on break at work yesterday and this is pretty much how our convo went.
Me: What are you doing?
Him: Taking a dump.
Me: OK..........
Him: I have an ulcer.
Me: What makes you think that?
Him: Because I went to the bathroom twice. Every time I eat I have to take a dump.
Me: You have been doing that for years and I think I heard Dr. Oz say you're supposed to have a bowel movement after you eat.
Him: But I only ate once and went to the bathroom twice.
Me: Well eat again and balance it out.
Him: Silence.
Now had this been the other way around I would have totally been crazy and being a hypochondriac. I think he got the idea from his aunt whose house he was working on. You know how old people always like to diagnose people? Yep, he's nuts. But I love him still, crazy and all.
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